Hi, I'm from the internet and I'm an arrogant, abusive, annoying git who runs a website called Speak You're Branes.
I actually prefer the domain name, ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com .
See, already I've gone and used a term like "domain name", but you're reading the Guardian and have unlimited broadband so you can probably cope with that, can't you?
You big, organic shandy drinker.
I created my website about 18 months ago in a (failed) attempt to cure myself of...
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